Jokes

PEARLS

Two senior women who hated each other met at a party. The first woman asked, "Oh my, are those real pearls?" The other lady ...

BENEFITS

The H. R. representative asked the newly-graduated engineer at the end of an interview, "What starting salary are you looking for?" The ...

GENIE

A secretary, a salesman, and their boss find an antique oil lamp in the street. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The ...

BRAIN FOR SALE

A person walked into a neurosurgeon's office. "I want a brain transplant," the person told the doctor. "Sure," The doctor replied. ...

BILL AND HILLARY

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them, "Tonight we have pepper chicken and leg of lamb." "I'll have the chicken," ...

GROCERIES

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bag of shredded lettuce1 can of beans1 gallon of milk1 loaf of bread1 pound of ...

BOBBY SUE

Two lawyers hired a secretary from a small town. She was attractive, but she knew nothing about life in a big town. One attorney said to the ...